Times Square is the penis of manhattan.
They just keep making everything bigger and brighter to draw attention to it and hopefully disguise the fact that is ugly and stupid.
I have to go to Times Square today and deal with my incompetent brokers.
baby baby baby
This literally just crushed me.
I WILL NEVER MAKE ANOTHER GRUMPY CAT JOKE AS LONG AS I LIVE
mother of god, we have all done a sin
Its like an animal abuse commercial
My brother didn’t use a door as a tool since the moment before I found out he died
Ghost/brother just opened and closed my closet door.
It opened just slightly for the automatic light to go on so when I got up to close it it closed itself and the light turned off.
Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.
When I took my 3 dogs out for a walk, an unleashed puppy lab without a collar ran towards us. I didn’t have my phone on me and was freaking the fuck out. I thought that I was going to somehow have to unleash and uncollar two of my dogs to bring home this puppy.
The puppy got scared of two of my dogs, because they were mean to it since it was off the leash. She ran across the street into someone’s backyard. I rang the person’s bell twice, a woman answered, saw all of my hyper dogs, and just said “I got my dog back thanks,” and closed the door.
What kind of a dog owner doesn’t have a fenced yard and has a puppy with no collar? What the fuck.